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Roast My Pitch / Founder launch

Better roasted.
Than ignored.

Pressure-test your startup pitch before the investor meeting. Turn blunt crowd feedback, expert critique, and AI diagnostics into a story that holds up.

Submit your pitch How the roast works

60-second video. Short deck. An open mind.

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The Pitchfire principle

Roast the pitch. Respect the founder.

No hype. Here’s the deal.

Explicit consent before public critique Actionable feedback, not just punchlines Built for early-stage founders

From hot take to next take

The burn is temporary.
The insight sticks.

Corporate jargon can hide a weak idea. An honest teardown reveals what your customer gets, why your market matters, and where your story falls apart.

What we pressure-test

Clarity. Market. Traction. Team.

Not a popularity contest alone: specific critique matters more than a loud reaction.

  1. 01

    INPUT / VIDEO + DECK

    Put your pitch on the line.

    Bring a 60-second video, a short deck, and your key metrics. Tag your market and funding stage so the critique has context.

  2. 02

    PRESSURE TEST / CROWD + EXPERT + AI

    Trade polite nods for useful friction.

    Crowd critiques pressure-test clarity, market size, traction, and team. Expert commentary digs into assumptions; AI diagnostics flag dense slides and a wandering narrative.

  3. 03

    OUTPUT / FIXES + RE-PITCH

    Come back with a sharper story.

    Turn the teardown into a diagnostic report and actionable fixes. Re-pitch your next version, show what changed, and give the community a comeback worth following.

Not pitching yet? Learn alongside the crowd. Follow real-world teardowns, dissect go-to-market strategies, and watch founders turn feedback into better pitches.

Join the community

Choose your next move

Feedback first. Fixes next.

From a focused teardown to a full narrative rebuild. Scope and availability are confirmed before you commit.

Founder Fast-Track
$99–$299 / submission
48-hour roast review and a private diagnostic report. Public publication requires separate consent.
Roast-to-Fix
$1,500–$5,000 / package
Pitch deck redesign, narrative reframing, and investor messaging. Quoted to match the work required.
Investor Lead Access
$500 / month
Deal-flow access to top-rated pitches informed by community feedback and AI scoring. Not an investment recommendation.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
Get Started

Your next pitch starts here

Bring the ambition.
Leave the buzzwords.

You don’t need a perfect pitch. You need to know what to fix before the stakes get higher.

Submit your pitch

Before you step into the fire